Each evening, from one Needfest to a Needfest,
While Olman for their fates are casting lots,
They giggle nervously at every weak jest,
For Camazotz.
Ask every person if he has heard the story,
And tell it strong and clear if he has not,
That once there was an empire full of gory,
Blooooooooooooooood-clots.
Camazotz! Camazotz!
In the day when Ii-nedraw unleashed its robots,
Before Llerg begat his not-so-little tots,
South and east the ruin where the son of Kyuss rots,
Reigned Camazotz.
A mighty city was the great Tamoachan.
There, some say, he now still allots.
Where they cut the hearts out of the Olman,
Yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
For Camazotz! Camazotz!
An art he made of getting batty with Tlazoteotl,
For whom, everyone knew, he had the hots (who didn't).
Zotzilaha! Zotzilaha! she would yodel,
And tie him into knots.
Camazotz!
But that was long ago, perhaps a millennium,
Before the Sea Princes came down in their stunning yachts,
Before all and one suffered the tedium,
Of the Brotherhood … and their plots.
Poor Camazotz.
And now they say of the Amedio don’t drink the water,
Unless you’re also drinking Xuxe’s shots.
Or you’ll wish you signed up for the slaughter,
When you are seeing spots,
And have the bloody trots,
Of Camazotz. Of Camazotz. Of Camazotz.
Fantastic! I can just see Aestrella Shanfarel wearing a bowl of fruit on her head while the producers wonder how the success of their dud musical is going to bankrupt them!
Ok, maybe that plot's been done somewhere before but how about we add a portly halfling producer with lots of elderly backers from Elmshire...
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