In VERIntro 6-01 "Paper Chase" the party is hired by a gnomish scholar to track collect documents he needs to put together info for a patron on Verbobonc's noble families.
In the background it says - "He has made arrangements with most of the Nobles to gain access to their private libraries and "gynecological records."
Hey Mort, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
I can't talk, DMing my game last Thursday I was reading a description I'd written and the phrase "slight breeze" came out as "bright sleeze." Nothing like the whole party laughing to set a suspenseful tone.
Right off I can't think of any big ones, (unlike our University newspaper that put had a page 1 headline in 4 inch font that read "Regants Pontpone Building President's Mouse" (the issue was that they were putting a hold on the construction of a new home for the University president). I do know I have to read through any scenario before hand and remove cliche phrases or risk a severe heckling and general side-tracking of my players as they criticize the writer’s style:
"The door was ajar..."
What? It polymorphed from a Jar into a Door? What was in the jar before it changed? I sense motive the Door... does if find it's existance as a door more satisfying than that as a jar?
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