Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:12 pm Post subject: Funny Tavern Patron.
What kind of Jokes would be told in a tavern?
I want to have a funny background patron with a list of jokes to rattle off in the background (or perhaps just the punchlines that the party walks in on the end of).
I'd say that a collection of "Dad" jokes would probably be best, sorted for applicability. Also, jokes about the next villages' dim-witted/immoral inhabitants are probably appropriate:
"How many people from Greyhawk does it take to start a fire? Two. One to start the fire and another to pick your pockets!".
"Why did the Frost Barbarian cross the ocean? He forgot to raid his neighbor!"
I don't think you would have the kind of social commentary that a modern stand-up comedienne would provide... it would be more local jokes and favorite funny stories in my vision.
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:13 pm Post subject:
I second Tarelton's suggestions.
Also, locals from the village up or downstream or foreigners, etc. may be substituted for Polocks and blondes in those jokes.
Overheard in a tavern in Highfolk: "A Furyondian Noble was out riding along the bank of the Velverdyva one fine day when he spied a peasant on the opposite bank. 'My Lord! How does one get to the other side?' cried the poor man. 'You ARE on the other side,' answered the nobleman, unhelpfully."
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