Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:36 pm
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| Lanthorn wrote: |
| Mystic-Scholar wrote: |
*Mystic throws the second rate crystal ball he bought from Lanthorn into the garbage!*
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! |
I am NOT a 'used crystal ball' salesman!
-Lanthorn |
The Lanthorns of the Far Realm are a bit uppity! 
Used crystal ball salesman. I can see him walking door to door with his sales pitch. Tried scrying the neighbor's wife, or see who keeps taking your lunch from the company fridge. Maybe seeing who's at the front door, is it a salesman, cop, or religious group? Has your resident scryer seemed close to expire? Well your in luck for just a thousand bucks you can view the cheerleaders in the locker room, check to see if your wife is cheating on you, or if your kids cut class and went to the zoo.
It's the Crystalmist Crystal ball allowing even the nearsighted to view one and all. It can be yours today for a low down payment of only 39.95 and 30 monthly payments of 39.95 that's almost a dollar a day! So how many do you want 1,2,or 3? Act now and get two for the price of one, though separate shipping and handling charges may apply. 
Later
Argon
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Do people get a free battleaxe upon buying their 10th crystal ball? 
